Total Medals Earned: 639 (From 116 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,470 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/155 points)
Found a Bronze Key!
Earn 50 Gold in the shop.
Found a Silver Key!
Found a Gold Key!
Found the BOSS KEY!
Earn 200 Gold in the shop.
Earn 500 Gold in the shop.
Beat Thrash!
Rescue Hilda!
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View Credits
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Complete the tutorial
Complete all tasks at Haven 1.
Win a Skirmish battle on hard difficulty
Complete all tasks at Haven 2
Collect a part of a BattleCore
Complete the Campaign
Get a total achievement score of 30.000
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Build first booth
Fully upgrade the elevator
Catch 10 thieves on your mall
Reach the 3rd City
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/135 points)
Beat your first level!
Click the Armor Link on the titlescreen
Beat the titlescreen.
Beat the tutorial level without using the Kraken
Get four stars on each level on Island 1
Get four stars on each level on Island 2
Beat the game with any score.
Get four stars on each level on Island 3
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
A Nice Center Smash
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 8/16 (305/420 points)
Collect 25 greens.
Collect 500 diamonds.
Get a x50 multiplier.
Get a x100 multiplier.
Collect 1000 diamonds.
Collect 2500 coins.
Get an x150 multiplier.
Complete the game!
Reach 100 kills.
Collect 20 coins.
Collect 25 diamonds.
Collect 500 coins.
Collect 50 blues.
Achieve 1000 kills.
Achieve 2500 kills.
Collect 250 blues.
